Alas, to respect the rights of both atheists and religious people we will enforce agnosticism and simply refer to any potential doctrinal issues as 'Schrodinger's Deity'. You have both overlooked this theological incompatibility on your first day in the job and can therefore be Trotskied out of the New Penguinian Empire.

I feel the burden of running the world shall therefore default fall upon my feathery form. :o)