And good morning to you Michael! Thanks for dropping by with your opinion. I will take your constructive criticism of this article as 'hilariously overwrought' and weigh it against your expertise when you've produced some writing of your own.

If you'd like some unasked for advice from someone who is overwrought... and why wouldn't you? Invest in a full stop once in a while. Your comment has the length and feel of an Austen subclause-ridden sentence with very little of the associated wit.

Bonus points for 'ennui' though. Double bonus points for rocking up with an unnecessary performative contrarian position to accuse me of being a performative contrarian. It's ballsy to get yourself an honorary irony award during your first week. I'll put you down as one to watch.