As a little side argument, if you're going to have popcorn, make sure it's salty. Sweet popcorn is the worst and I will hear no argument to the contrary. I may be willing and able to hold rational discussions about the fate of liberal democracy and why I think feminism has misfired, but I cannot and will not tolerate sweet popcorn.

When pushed, I do occasionally put chocolate buttons into my salty popcorn. This should tell you everything you need to know. :o)