Bloody hell that was a bit of a journey - I can't believe I'm sitting perilously close to a cosmic rectum. Given my general predilection towards solipsism - I think that officially makes me the asshole of the Universe - which tbf, is not something that features on my Medium handle (yet). I very much enjoy all this sort of musing and buffet of thoughts, it makes a pleasant change from reading about the famous for fellatio technique and little else. More of this sort of thing please - and also, write an article about self-dates. I have never thought about going on one and perhaps I should start because they sound awesome. :o)