Come over to the UK and win at pub quizzes! We're a quiz heavy nation and we love a good bit of trivia. I'm similar to you, can't remember anything useful but I'm good to have on a pub quiz. I once won £150 ($200) for knowing the Sun King was 76 when he died on a jackpot question.

What the hell is cholera tag? That sounds absolutely horrific and pandemic appropriate. It's tough being a city dog at the best of times - I sometimes babysit dogs whose parents have to work (writers like me work from home) the poor things are under socialised a lot of the time and just want to be near humans.

Fiction writing is excellent. I thought I'd give it a go on Vocal+ but it turns out I just can't do fiction prose. It's not my thing at all. I've got no capacity to decide level of detail in my narrative. It's either Steinbeckian dialogue and fuck-all else, or total Joyce. There's no happy medium.

Keep up with the writing - am looking forward to reading.