Don't worry my friend, my work has been called far nastier things than drivel over the last few years on Medium.. My British sense of humour is quite an acquired taste and this particular brand of Onion style writing is definitely not autist friendly.

The liberal arts is a conflicting mess of ideologies and rhetoric and you're far better off staying in STEM - give us all a wide berth if you want to stay sane. Glad you enjoyed it, or at least managed to see the humourous purpose of it after a few readings - and thanks for coming back and saying so. :o)