Fuck me... ten year olds these days are smart, all I keep thinking about is how much I want raisin bread. If I wasn't basically a human beagle, I'd clearly have a Nobel by now and be able to help out with astrophysical quests a bit more. Sadly I've eaten my way into a career as a playwright instead.

Great article. I'm going to make sure I keep it in the back pocket for when/if I have kids. If it helps, I'm fairly sure I've worked out how the universe ends.... you whack butter on it and have it with coffee.