Hahahahahahahahahaaha.

This is everything I attempt to put into nice neat packages for identity politics adherents to understand, but you've used all the words I want in my aresenal.

Asinine newthought permaffended fact-free lectures! Woke under the Yoke, Dunning Krugerites, identity-nonentities, Twatter, twirling batons of proud ignorance.... genius.

I'd vote for you. I reckon I might have to link this next time I get caught up in the comments debating someone's Feelpinions. Bonus slice of Pie too! You're spoiling us.