Hahahahhahahha. I need to keep a little book of Alisonisms by my bedside. Maggoty fuckbucket, flapped shitwittery and syphilitic cuntfuckery... you do NOT disappoint. I think the venn diagram that contains both our followers will be delighted to see this little bit of libellous literary cross-posting come to life.

But the sheets were a step too far, consider this article your notice of imminent cancellation.

It was my birthday on the end of April. I got a stick on willy, as demonstrated in my nudes which I put on Pixabay for safekeeping.

Hope you're well and loving the name change :o)