I didn't read this - but you're wrong about the Hundred Years War. It WAS necessary. It WAS about defending English honour. It WAS everything we needed it to be and more. I don't know why I have to deal with your shit, day-in, day-out - you've oppressed me for far too long with your lack of insight about the European politics of the late middle ages. Do you even know anything about the house of Valois?!?! No. Of course you don't. IT WAS ACTUALLY 116 years as well, not that you'd know!!! Consider yourself blocked.

I'm taking a post-grad course in Advanced Fuckmuppetry with the Open University. I'm predicted a high 2:1. Hashtag Humblebrag.