I don’t think so. I enjoy my anonymity and penguin front – they’ve always been my favourite animal. I would’ve loved to have gotten a DM with a photo through my bedroom window, such commitment would’ve been applause worthy.

I won’t deny or confirm any of the protected characteristics stuff like my age, sex, race etc – but you weren’t far off with Devon. I’m a from a few counties north of there…. And I don’t live far from North London either. Good detecting work! :o)