I generally assume that God has given up on me - which is great.... because most of the people i know who are convinced they're going to heaven are the worst kind of people and if sharing heaven is spending more time with them, I will happily take the A-train straight to hell. Or at least purgatory.

Liberal societies are exactly that. Liberal. There should be no shame attached to anything that anybody chooses to do, whether that's peeing on someone or paying $400 to be peed on. Whatever floats your slightly yellow and soggy boat. We should simply ensure that everybody has choices and isn't forced into choosing from necessity.

Great story. Very enjoyable. Kick that shame into the background of your life and consider the awesomeness that comes with not passing down a fear of movie theatres to your daughters. :o)