I get knocked down but then I get up again.... but then I also fall over when helicopters go over too close. These are the pitfalls of being a Penguin. Chumbawumba were at least core socialists and they did an absolute banger that gets the party started. Aerosmith should've retired a long time ago and have diminishing returns.

Chumbawumba bashing aside, there's good advice here though.

Behold, here is the field where I grow my Medium fucks. It is barren. Not a single one to give. Write what you want, write what you think to be true, don't pull punches, write to be entertaining and write the sort of things other people don't dare to write. You can't please all of the people all of the time, you can barely please some of the people some of the time - so just please yourself.

Have a good time. Get knocked down, get up again. Piss the night away. Be more Chumbawumba. Or the Flying Pickets. I fucking love a one hit wonder socialist band, it's bordering on kink.

Good article. Very Jack Black heavy. Did he sponsor it?