I have.... and I do caress it like a penguin. It is my pride and joy and sits on my bookshelf as Queen of the entire estate. I'm joking... I have written a book, I don't own a copy because I'm very familiar with the contents inside and I'm not sure if you're supposed to own your own book. Seems like a weird thing to do.

I'll get started on the Penguin petting topic right away. Priorities! :o)