I imagine your house is just filled with the microphones you've dropped after you end sentences. Wall to wall unplugged electrical equipment that's both a trip hazard and a testament to your excellent ability to dismantle complex issues in simple and compelling prose.

And you play piano? God I hate you with the passionate jealousy of a thousand Suns. I'm wondering if Medium ever staged Othello if they'd consider casting Iago as a Penguin. Obviously you'd play Othello because you're bl...bl..... blatantly the right person to play him.

Oooops, almost did a racism. Saved it. ;o)