I remember thinking 'this is an excellent job for retired football (our football not theirs) players. Beckham may have retired from competitive soccer but I'm sure he'd be fine to come off the bench three times a game and convert field goals.... and if they can't manage it, we've always got rugby players. They've got the skillset.... or probably anyone in Britain who ever played Rugby at high school.

Get me a scratch card for this same lottery, thanks.