I was totally on board with him being some sort of magical flying super strong alien who gets occasionally beaten by a bit of rock. I was with them when he reversed time - but it stretches credulity that Superman (if that's even his real name!) wants to occasionally kiss boys. It's disgusting enough that he's not the same species, but if you're going to kiss aliens at least make sure they're not the wrong sex. Boo hiss for gay superman. What's next? A hipsanic spiderman?! A squirrel girl?