I went into my careers day and told them I wanted to be a writer/actor/director - they told me I had all the write skills to go and work for the local council. I think they pretty much told everyone who could write a decent letter to go and work for the local council. Eventually I got a job challenging the local council on shit decisions they'd made to ruin the lives of children - and I used my letter writing skills to make life difficult for them all.

Going to the dark side.