I wrote my first two months on the platform. This means we've got a quantum problem. We can't both be me. Let's make a concerted effort never to meet in person as we might end the universe.

If you look carefully, Doran Lamb is an anagram of Argumentive Penguin. You have to look really closely and transpose through 8 living languages and 4 dead ones - but the connection is there. Cue the X-files music.

And on a serious note, thanks for your comment - am glad the article was resonant for you. :o)