If anyone was so inclined to go back through our chats, what they'd invariably find is me maintaining a veneer of politeness whilst you repeatedly tell me I'm wrong and my opinion doesn't matter. Occasionally I snap back, mostly i don't. You don't need caps to behave like an asshat, they aren't a requirement, though often overused on Youtube I find.

I do run everything through the lens of a non-gendered penguin and you can read my pinned story for actual information about me. I'm very much a human - but hey, we're in a post-truth place where everyone can identify how they please - and this is the species I've landed on.

You don't have to respect my non-gendered penguin, it's not a deal breaker for me and I won't get offended... but if you don't respect it, then don't demand linguistic allowances elsewhere. Be consistent.

I do actually have a jacket potato with tuna every day at the hospital I work in - and yes, it is raw, and yes it is delicious. It's pretty much the only fish I eat because I don't actually like fish. On account of being a human in real life - I actually prefer chicken and lamb. I don't mind sushi, seems a bit overrated sometimes.

You can ask me not to pontificate on topics if you wish - and, as always, I can politely decline and pontificate away. That's the nature of both free speech and the internet.