If you were fluent in Latin, and let's pretend I am for a second. Then there are nuggets of wisdom in this piece. Things like...

No one lay down the vehicle and take advantage of the Olympics

In free disgrace, sometimes neither will the entrance or the course of the shot start.

But that's a lot of pain in the throat of the lake that's nice and not pure.

Improve the players, the arrows of the great bouquet of the protein, and not to miss any protein

I'm now 99% sure this article began as a joke but may in fact be how self help books are written. I, for one, will not miss an arrow of protein and I WILL take advantage of the Olympics. Thanks Reuben, I'm inspired. :o)