I'm unlikely to be booted off here, I've had one warning in 4 years - and to be entirely fair I think the warning was overkill and I'd challenge it successfully and win because I'm an argumentative little bird. I don't substack because I have absolutely no idea what it's for and it feels like hard work to learn a new thing - I've barely got the skills to keep up with Medium changes.

Plus if I got banned, I'd come back as the squabbling Phoenix - because who doesn't like a bit of bird based mythology. ;o)