I'm very pleased this did not come to pass. My online blogging life would be a lot less colourful without you here to brighten up my reading - and in the spirit of insensitivity of penguins and humans alike, this story is clearly all about me and my needs once you dig below the surface. I cannot imagine a world where I would've been deprived of excellent words like fuckmuppet and manpanderer and that is unconscionable.

I bet that psychiatrist got promoted and now runs an NHS trust... there's a difference between therapists and therapeutic most people fail to spot. Many therapists aren't therapeutic in the slightest - but this one, wow....she's really managed to excel herself.

I'm also going to steal the essence of that section and put it in a play... it's a beautiful dark comedy opening monologue for a character. :o)