Like most human beings, I do not often laugh outloud when alone. Laughter is predominantly used for social bonding - but I'm alone and laughing outloud. Go figure.

Shamfem manpanderers, incognisant safety of entitled sanctimony, okie-dokie wokey-blokeys, Peevish Feelpinions - you can tell this is great writing because a) I'm laughing like an asthmatic hyena and b) all great names for bands.