Love me a cheeky Haiku - and as Penguin ambassador for Medium I wholeheartedly endorse the mention of birds at every tern. I've never been able to get my head around poetry, I'm not very good at it. I can string dialogue together, I can do entire character arcs and TV descriptions til the cows come home. Ask me to do a haiku and I have no idea where to even begin. :o/

Great work. Keep it up

Is this a haiku?

I doubt it, because I've buggered up the ending