Loved it, you might've forgotten the other 600 or so commandments before the big ten. God was pretty busy filling paperwork before he got to Sinai - had a lot to say about what food you could and couldn't eat and who could do what on what day and what they had to wear.. Never got round to the rape thing.

In Exodus there's a bit of a nod.... 'The court must fine one who sexually seduces a maiden' and then later In Deuteronomy he does say 'The rapist must marry his victim if she is unwed' and 'He is never allowed to divorce her'. That's pretty much how we know he's a man. No female God would ever come up with such a solution.

My favourite.... 'Not to eat worms found in fruit' - cheers God. I was ralfing those bastards down before you helped make it morally reprehensible

Great article. Love a bit of bashing religious texts for the weekend. :o)