Oh you are naughty! I’ve generally found if I really really want to lay into someone - it pays to be polite. I’m not easily angered - and so I’ve never been censored.

I can say tho, even if I were fully funded on an all expenses paid trip to his house, and put on a £10,000 per word salary, I would not, when requested give this malingering thundercunt the time of day.

I love a long doggo. They don’t mind running, but what they mostly seem to like is filing themselves into hilarious positions, lazing around in the sunshine and haroooing along with music when required.

Occasional verbal berating of a shitlark is worth the mild pain of a gentle wrist slap. Naughty Alison!