Okay. I think I'm done. You're clearly not reading anything I'm writing and you've got your own internal agenda going on. I'm out. You win. Congrats.

*takes off mask*

It was me.... Brett Kavanaugh the entire time. I can't wait to overturn abortions across the entire world so that all women take all babies to full term and then have compulsory c-sections. But curses.... I have been foiled by the ever vigilant Eve Moran, who (despite never reading anything properly) has managed to rip off my cyber mask and uncover my nefarious plan.

What next for this evil genius? What can I do to further hide my nefarious plans for vagina based world domination?! How can I possibly continue my evil empire now that I've been uncovered by one intrepid Texan and her copy and paste function- who lives in a damn blue state anyway and whose legislature is likely to codify abortion rights so they're fixed.

You were just too smart for me on this occasion. I'm going to warn Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito about you.... in the meantime though, I shall do a maniacal laugh with many exclamation points so you know I'm serious about being unhinged.

Hahahahhahahahhahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

best

Brett K.