Poor Kyle. I've met my fair share of Kyles. I once had a girl in my class whose parents put in a complaint about me and then came in for an 'emergency meeting' with me becuase my written report had upset their daughter. This extra-curricular teacher had written 'Sophie needs to concentrate a little harder in class' - this had caused a melt down. I wanted to write 'Sophie is one of the single most annoying entitled little bitches I've ever had the misfortune of having in my class, she thinks she's superior to all the other children, talks over everyone at all times and believes I haven't noticed her devious butter wouldn't melt bullshit which has fooled the singing teacher and dance teacher'

We had a mediated meeting in which I basically told her parents to grow up and fuck off - because, and I know this will come as no surprise whatsoever, I'm the same level of opinionated and rambunctious in real life as I am in the guise of an online Penguin.

I reckon we might be sipping from the same inspiration juice box at the moment. https://medium.com/lucid-nightmare/resist-the-urge-to-fight-your-childrens-battles-for-them-33874296de37