Prime Minister of the week has been great for our world wide ratings. We're a comedy export.... the King is unlikely to be able to do anything. We have a history which contains a King Charles who tried to interfere with parliament. It didn't end well for him in 1649 and wouldn't end well for Charles III either I suspect.
Love a bit of George Carlin, the man was a comedy genius and is much missed. A master of timing and shock in equal measure. Glad to hear you aren't going to give the mother tongue back, you certainly wouldn't get a refund with the amount you've bashed it about. :o)