Argumentative Penguin
1 min readNov 23, 2023

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That's great - because what you're really doing here is signalling exactly the problem I'm pointing out in people like you. It's awesome. It's very meta. I appreciate everyone who does this because it's the gift that keeps giving.

I tried to pull you back to good-faith discussion but you monumentally failed to accept the invitiation. Anyone who is reading this deep into the comments will be delighted and enjoying themselves I should think, the wordplay is getting to be fun...and that's why I keep the replies going, and will keep doing so until you get tired and bore off. Not because I necessarily enjoy it - but because there have to be certain standards in my comments section.

You fell short of those standards on arrival - and eventually I'll usher you to the departure gate, give you a little packet of idiot juice for the trip and wave you back to the echo chamber from whence you came. Bigot btw, is defined as someone who refuses to listen to any opposing point of view. I'll let you grab yourself an irony sandwich from twat-a-manger for the trip. I'll even let you buy it yourself, because FEmiNiSm ;o)

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Argumentative Penguin
Argumentative Penguin

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