That's very efficient and makes it super easy for the rest of the family. You're right, most poetry does suck but there are exceptions... Here's a better poem for your birthday, one written by someone with actual talent and who died long before ChatGPT ruined everything. It's short, but it's in my top ten of favourite poems because of the language and imagery.

Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,

Enwrought with golden and silver light,

The blue and the dim and the dark cloths

Of night and light and the half light,

I would spread the cloths under your feet:

But I, being poor, have only my dreams;

I have spread my dreams under your feet;

Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

I have no idea what a transit centre is or why there would be no public water there - but that does suck. Buses here in London are fairly frequent and the weather is cold, so we don't have many of these sun based problems.... sounds like you enacted a good birthday rescue though. I have an absolute aversion to all things banana but a love of all thing canine so I'm 50% happy with the recovery plan - not that you needed my approval.

Have a joint birthday party... Do Barbenheimer. :o)