The defenders of reality!! Love it. Damn it. You’re so much better at naming things than I am. How can you be paler than milk in Australia? Surely you must have gathered at least a tokenistic amount of melanin whilst you’ve been there? Don’t know what you mean…. we’ve got all skin colours minus white. We wouldn’t dare include white in a social justice article, that’d be insane. I, as always, remain firmly attached to my Penguinity.