This is genius. I legit laughed outloud here and I'm a tough bird to even make smile when I read. Fucking hilarious. I love this style - hurry up and write Berkoff style monologues into a narrative play form. Add 'East' to your play reading list if you haven't read it before... you'd enjoy Berkoff as well as McDonagh. You might not enjoy him as a person anymore - he's a miserable old fuck now, keeps banging on about how much he hates writers that aren't him, but he doesn't get to be a dick because he did an episode of Jonathan Creek and that was dogshite. Back in the day though, the man was a bonefide balls out cunt slinging bad-ass.
I'll just leave this here with the general recommendation that the easily offended by naughty language don't click it. Although I suspect any of your readers who hate swearing have long since departed for distant climes.
Keep writing. I'll keep enjoying :o)
