Ummm, you do know it's a crime to misgender people don't you? I am a genderless penguin and my preferred pronouns are they/them.

Misgendering aside, not permaffended - but prepared to write humorous articles at my leisure. Lighten up. Unless such an instruction is now deemed racist and or indicative of white supremacy, in which case cheer up... unless that's now indicative of taking an anti-feminist position - or do what we Penguins do best. Chill out.