Usually show up to disagree - not this time (it's Christmas) the man is an unmitigated shit, and he was once very rude to the Significant Other Penguin when they were doing one of those black tie events. I wouldn't piss on the man if he were on fire, even if I desperately needed to piss, and even if there was a £100,000 reward for most inventive way to save a member of the Royal Family using only bodily fluids.