You are fast becoming one of my motherfucking favourite god-damn, ball-licking, shite-throwing writers on this whole website. If I had your turn of phrase I'd sit around eating biscuits all day and bang out Medium articles until I was as famous as Haque.

The writing industry is as bad as the TV and stage world, the latter requires you to be woke as fuck, the former needs you to have been at private school, played soggy biscuit for funzies and know at least thirteen people called Lawrence. I know one. He works in TV.

In all seriousness though, read some Martin McDonnagh and get this motherfucking prose into a goddamn play - and then stage it and invite me to watch. You're doing creative writing, but your voice is wasted in prose - come to the dark side of character, plot and dialogue. We would love it.