You are not pulling your punches here and this is required reading for EVERYONE on Medium. It’s like you take the vitriol of the Internet, wrap it in rhetoric and then issue a calm edict of common sense persuasion. Like Aslan if his home was a writing column and he was done being a Lion for the day and wanted to explore other options.

Can’t help but notice you rarely write about Penguins though, you absolute birdist.